Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Joke 1
Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.

The first blonde said, "I think they’re deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "I think they’re dog tracks!"

The third blonde said, "Well, I think they’re cow tracks!"

They were still arguing when the train hit them. :confused:

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Blone Joke 2
Fatal Attraction!
A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it."

"Shut up," she says. "You’re next." :D

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Blonde Bombshell

Q: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell—she’s got a grenade in her mouth. :eek:

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Finally; one I could think of with a car in it!:partyon:

Didyou here the one about the blonde who stole Police car? She thought it as a Porsche!

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:rolleyes:So Solly
Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? She read that one child out of every four babies born was Chinese.

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:thumbsup:Hey another car one! Sort of!
Road Pop
A cop pulls over a ditzy looking blonde driving a convertible and asks to see her license.

“What’s that?” she asks.

He explains that it’s the card proving she knows how to drive.

“Oh, I have one of those,” she says.

After checking her information in the squad car, the cop says, “I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to give you a ticket.”

“What’s a ticket?” she asks.

The cop thinks about it, looks both ways, and pulls out his dick.

The girl slumps in her seat and says, “Oh, no. Not another Breathalyzer.”:D