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    Wal-Mart

    A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart

    with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the

    entrance.



    The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to

    Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"



    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.

    The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think

    they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"



    "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just

    couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for

    shopping at Wal-Mart."

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